Showing posts with label Rod Stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rod Stewart. Show all posts

Friday, November 9, 2007

Word Verification- owdladti (n)...

owdladti (n)- A Scottish gentleman who, though clearly past his prime, continues to act like a player at the local pub and alienate the women who will never date him, nor give him the time of day.

"Damnit! Everytime I walk past that owdladti, he grabs my butt with those scary, pruney hands of his...he totally creeps me out!! ICK!!!"

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Word Verification- crpmzff (v)...

crpmzff (v)- Interjection used by over-the-hill rock singers (e.g. Rod Stewart) to announce that they have had an accident in their pants.

"I crpmzff!"

"That's okay, Mr. Stewart, I'll take care of that for you."