Showing posts with label americana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label americana. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Word Verification- giqlu (n)...

giqlu (n) pre-civil rights era igloo for African Eskimo Americans; slur has since fallen out of fashion as separate facilities for whites and blacks finally disappeared throughout Alaska in 1998.

"Where's our little, Vincent?"
"Oh he's hangin' out with Jules again!"
"At his place?"
"Juneao it! Jules has the phatest giqlu this side of Anchorage!"

Friday, November 9, 2007

Word Verification- jzitsu (n)...

jzitsu (n)- The Jewish answer to ninjutsu made popular by the Jewish Federation of Martial Arts after realizing that they may have all the money in the world but nary their own kick ass fighting style.

"Did you hear that Jerry Seinfeld turned down a ton of money to revive his hit show so that he could perfect his jzitsu in Tel Aviv this winter!"

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Word Verification- bwsnvl (v)...

bwsnvl (v)- Act of sniveling for a cause or bemoaning a state of despair from both the black AND the white perspective. Often ingenuously. Commonly used in American politics.

"Why did you leave the debate early, Chris Matthews?"

"I couldn't stand to hear Obama and Hillary try and out-bwsnvl each other again!"