neemrp (onomatopoeia)- The sound a toad makes when tested for "girl craziness"
"But beautiful princess, how did you know THAT toad was your prince charming?"
"Because I spent a fortnight tickling the knees of all of the toads in the kingdom, and this one belched the sexiest neemrp EVER!"
Showing posts with label animal cruelty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal cruelty. Show all posts
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Word Verification- dgomo (proper noun)...
dgomo (proper noun)- Bingo's neglected twin brother.
"But why can't I get a song? Ruff Ruff."
"Because D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O sounds stupid as hell that's why! Bark Bark."
"But why can't I get a song? Ruff Ruff."
"Because D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O sounds stupid as hell that's why! Bark Bark."
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Word Verification- jwcewued (v)...
jwcewued (v) - the action of squeezing a female sheep to the point where lanolin begins to ooze from her pores so that it can be applied to rough or dry skin.
"It's a good thing papa just sheered the ewes, it made it much easier when I jwceweued them. The squeezin's should help soothe Grandma's rash."
"It's a good thing papa just sheered the ewes, it made it much easier when I jwceweued them. The squeezin's should help soothe Grandma's rash."
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