Word Verification - nekbox(n)

nekbox (n): A special container used by Catholic nuns to store Necco TM wafers for practicing First Holy Communion.

"Why so down, Sr. Mary Vincent? I haven't seen you looking so glum since the time you used too much starch in your whimper."

"Oh, Sr. Mary Arnold, I seem to have misplaced my nekbox and the second graders from public school will be here for CCD soon...if I don't find it we'll have to make rosaries from beads and string again. "

Word Verification- neemrp (onomatopoeia)...

neemrp (onomatopoeia)- The sound a toad makes when tested for "girl craziness"

"But beautiful princess, how did you know THAT toad was your prince charming?"

"Because I spent a fortnight tickling the knees of all of the toads in the kingdom, and this one belched the sexiest neemrp EVER!"