Word Verification- neemrp (onomatopoeia)...

neemrp (onomatopoeia)- The sound a toad makes when tested for "girl craziness"

"But beautiful princess, how did you know THAT toad was your prince charming?"

"Because I spent a fortnight tickling the knees of all of the toads in the kingdom, and this one belched the sexiest neemrp EVER!"

Word Verification- dgomo (proper noun)...

dgomo (proper noun)- Bingo's neglected twin brother.

"But why can't I get a song? Ruff Ruff."
"Because D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O, D-G-O-M-O sounds stupid as hell that's why! Bark Bark."

Word Verification- giqlu (n)...

giqlu (n) pre-civil rights era igloo for African Eskimo Americans; slur has since fallen out of fashion as separate facilities for whites and blacks finally disappeared throughout Alaska in 1998.

"Where's our little, Vincent?"
"Oh he's hangin' out with Jules again!"
"At his place?"
"Juneao it! Jules has the phatest giqlu this side of Anchorage!"

Word Verification- shuli (noun)...

shuli (n)- Australian slang term for a teasing tart; a sheila whose sole mission is to make as many blokes as possible think they have a chance with her.

"So how did everything go on your blind date last night, mate?"

"Great...until she started making eyes at every bloke at the bar! Turns out she was just your run-of-the-mill shuli!"

Word Verification- cspkid (proper noun)...

cspkid (proper noun)- unnamed, androgynous teenager with super ESP; currently serving as "the last resort" on CSI Miami: The Lost Episodes

"Trace blew up and we have like 2 minutes to solve this case. What now?"

"Looks we have no choice but to call cspkid. If it's not too busy figuring out it's gender."

Word Verification- adjjaz (n)...

adjjaz (n)- The "special sauce" in advertising that separates good campaigns from great.

"The only reason that Clear Pepsi never did as well as tested was the advertising, Jim.
Hindsight IS 20/20 but still you have to ask...where was the passion for that campaign?"

"Scratch that, boss...where in God's name was the adjjaz for that campaign?
We may never know."

Word Verification- jzitsu (n)...

jzitsu (n)- The Jewish answer to ninjutsu made popular by the Jewish Federation of Martial Arts after realizing that they may have all the money in the world but nary their own kick ass fighting style.

"Did you hear that Jerry Seinfeld turned down a ton of money to revive his hit show so that he could perfect his jzitsu in Tel Aviv this winter!"

Word Verification- oamiza (interjection)...

oamiza (interjection)- Standard sentence starter for anyone talking in the 3rd person with a Jar Jar Binks flair.

"So what's crackin tonight, Chris Henry?"

"Oamiza thinks I'll be in jail by midnight fo sho!"