Word verification - gjrslpx(noun)

gjrslpx(n) - the small muscle found beneath the tongue that when contracted causes a large volume of saliva to squirt out of your mouth involuntarily. Tibetan monks and 7th grade boys have worked to gain conscious control of this muscle so that they can squirt passers-by at their whims.

Word Verification - hhrpqsms (noun)

hhrpqsms(n) - specialized squamous cells taken from the digestive tract of a hippopotamus. In early research, proteins extracted from these cells have had promising results in curing cancer, AIDS, herpes, spider veins, procrastination, gout, goiter, anal bleeding, and getting that obnoxious Billy Mays to shut the heck up. It is hoped that these proteins do not cause 9% of the human race to become blood-thirsty, UV light sensitive vampires.

Word Verification - zgswut (expletive)

zgswut(exp) - word uttered by Scary Spice when asked by her agent if she'd be up for a Spice Girls reunion tour.

"Hey Scary, we just signed Posh and Ginger so the reunion tour is on...are you still in?"

"Ziggy zig ZGSWUT?????"

Word Verification - nekbox(n)

nekbox (n): A special container used by Catholic nuns to store Necco TM wafers for practicing First Holy Communion.

"Why so down, Sr. Mary Vincent? I haven't seen you looking so glum since the time you used too much starch in your whimper."

"Oh, Sr. Mary Arnold, I seem to have misplaced my nekbox and the second graders from public school will be here for CCD soon...if I don't find it we'll have to make rosaries from beads and string again. "

Word Verification- lepae (n)...

lepae (n)- Genera of leopard found only in Australia and Tasmania, and like most mammals on these islands, marsupial in nature. Most widely known for the part they play in Aboriginal tribe coming of age rituals where an adolescent male must subdue a lepae, climb into its pouch and remain there for three days before being "reborn" and then considered a man.

It had been four days since Adoni had entered the pouch of the lepae he had mastered. Most of the tribe figured he had been eaten by the cub who still inhabited the pouch.

Word Verification- mgaho (greeting)...

mgaho (greeting)- A common greeting between members of tribes of natives in the islands of New Guinea Papua when stating that cannibalism, although not completely out of the question, is not in the immediate plans.

Actual entry from Margaret Mead's journal: (1938)

It was a very tense meeting. The neighboring chief should have known better than to think that his son with the second, immature head growing out of his skull would be accepted by the daughter of the home tribe. Things settled down a bit when the chief raised his hand to his body guards and said "Mgaho!" with arms crossed. Both chiefs laughed and began the rest of the ritual...

Word Verification- bwtam (expletive)...

bwtam (expletive) - An expletive utilized when young males see a fine looking young woman. Usually heard when the female is passing by a large group of young males, but always heard when the female passes by a clutch of gigiloz.

"Bwtam! Hey baby...your legs'll be tired tomorrow...cuz you're gonna be running through all my dreams tonight!!"

Word Verification- gigiloz (n)...

gigiloz (n) - street vernacular referencing a group of male escorts. sometimes referred to as a clutch; as in a clutch of gigiloz

"I don't like to walk in that part of town during certain hours in the evening. It seems like every time I leave the Sharonville library, I get solicited by an entire clutch of gigiloz on the way to my car."

Word Verification- owdladti (n)...

owdladti (n)- A Scottish gentleman who, though clearly past his prime, continues to act like a player at the local pub and alienate the women who will never date him, nor give him the time of day.

"Damnit! Everytime I walk past that owdladti, he grabs my butt with those scary, pruney hands of his...he totally creeps me out!! ICK!!!"