Word verification - gjrslpx(noun)

gjrslpx(n) - the small muscle found beneath the tongue that when contracted causes a large volume of saliva to squirt out of your mouth involuntarily. Tibetan monks and 7th grade boys have worked to gain conscious control of this muscle so that they can squirt passers-by at their whims.

Word Verification - hhrpqsms (noun)

hhrpqsms(n) - specialized squamous cells taken from the digestive tract of a hippopotamus. In early research, proteins extracted from these cells have had promising results in curing cancer, AIDS, herpes, spider veins, procrastination, gout, goiter, anal bleeding, and getting that obnoxious Billy Mays to shut the heck up. It is hoped that these proteins do not cause 9% of the human race to become blood-thirsty, UV light sensitive vampires.

Word Verification - nekbox(n)

nekbox (n): A special container used by Catholic nuns to store Necco TM wafers for practicing First Holy Communion.

"Why so down, Sr. Mary Vincent? I haven't seen you looking so glum since the time you used too much starch in your whimper."

"Oh, Sr. Mary Arnold, I seem to have misplaced my nekbox and the second graders from public school will be here for CCD soon...if I don't find it we'll have to make rosaries from beads and string again. "

Word Verification- lepae (n)...

lepae (n)- Genera of leopard found only in Australia and Tasmania, and like most mammals on these islands, marsupial in nature. Most widely known for the part they play in Aboriginal tribe coming of age rituals where an adolescent male must subdue a lepae, climb into its pouch and remain there for three days before being "reborn" and then considered a man.

It had been four days since Adoni had entered the pouch of the lepae he had mastered. Most of the tribe figured he had been eaten by the cub who still inhabited the pouch.

Word Verification- qiaesp (n)...

qiaesp (n) - extra sensory perception common to natives of a certain South Pacific island, one of whome found his way onto the Pequod where he became the harpooner on Starbuck's boat and the best friend to Ishmael. Qiaesp is notoriously unreliable, leading the islanders to often hide under their beds while dressing, holding premonitions that people are about to enter the room and catch them in various states of undress.

"The whale is coming, sir."

"How do you know, is it your qiaesp again, ya savage?"

"It is, sir, my brain is afire with the image of the giant fish."

"Whales aren't fish, ya savage."

Word Verification- giqlu (n)...

giqlu (n) pre-civil rights era igloo for African Eskimo Americans; slur has since fallen out of fashion as separate facilities for whites and blacks finally disappeared throughout Alaska in 1998.

"Where's our little, Vincent?"
"Oh he's hangin' out with Jules again!"
"At his place?"
"Juneao it! Jules has the phatest giqlu this side of Anchorage!"

Word Verification- shuli (noun)...

shuli (n)- Australian slang term for a teasing tart; a sheila whose sole mission is to make as many blokes as possible think they have a chance with her.

"So how did everything go on your blind date last night, mate?"

"Great...until she started making eyes at every bloke at the bar! Turns out she was just your run-of-the-mill shuli!"

Word verification- wvend (n)...

wvend (n) - an ideal example of word verification, one which brings all truth and light and salvation to the entire word verification canon, an example of word verification so pure and absolute that all other word verifications are but a shadow to this word verification

"Repeat after me, my children...

It is the alpha and the omega.

It is the alpha and the omega.

The beginning and the wvend.

The beginning and the wvend.

All praise be to Achilles3.

And also with you...

Word Verification- mtadmqjy (n)...

mtadmqjy (n)- a unit of measurement representing a very small amount of alcohol, and typically not used unless it's after midnight.

"Would you like a little more vodka in your orange juice, Ms. Kathman? "

"Oh, Becky, that'dth be great. But not too much...just a mtadmqjy for me."

Word Verification- hnhdjh (n)...

hnhdjh (n) - contortionist from the Indian subcontinent, typically - though not exclusively - of the Hindu religion.

"I opened the suitcase up, and the hnhdjh popped right out. I didn't have any clue that anybody would be able to fit in there much less stay in there for seventeen straight hours. His meditative skills are as impressive as his flexibility."

Word Verification- gigiloz (n)...

gigiloz (n) - street vernacular referencing a group of male escorts. sometimes referred to as a clutch; as in a clutch of gigiloz

"I don't like to walk in that part of town during certain hours in the evening. It seems like every time I leave the Sharonville library, I get solicited by an entire clutch of gigiloz on the way to my car."

Word Verification- henkoc (n)...

henkoc (n)- Slang for an androgynous farm animal, used primarily in northwestern counties of Nebraska and southwestern South Dakota.

"Paw, we need to get us some more bulls for breeding. Turns out that some o' them first boy bulls wuz really girl cows. I guess they wuz henkocs."

Word Verification- adjjaz (n)...

adjjaz (n)- The "special sauce" in advertising that separates good campaigns from great.

"The only reason that Clear Pepsi never did as well as tested was the advertising, Jim.
Hindsight IS 20/20 but still you have to ask...where was the passion for that campaign?"

"Scratch that, boss...where in God's name was the adjjaz for that campaign?
We may never know."

Word Verification- owdladti (n)...

owdladti (n)- A Scottish gentleman who, though clearly past his prime, continues to act like a player at the local pub and alienate the women who will never date him, nor give him the time of day.

"Damnit! Everytime I walk past that owdladti, he grabs my butt with those scary, pruney hands of his...he totally creeps me out!! ICK!!!"

Word Verification- jzitsu (n)...

jzitsu (n)- The Jewish answer to ninjutsu made popular by the Jewish Federation of Martial Arts after realizing that they may have all the money in the world but nary their own kick ass fighting style.

"Did you hear that Jerry Seinfeld turned down a ton of money to revive his hit show so that he could perfect his jzitsu in Tel Aviv this winter!"

Word Verification- urlzoap (n)...

urlzoap (n)- Cleanser program used to scrub websites, primarily for inappropriate language.

"Make sure to wipe it down with the urlzoap before you post that website on the school server."

Word Verification- wacab (n)...

wacab (n)- A taxi service exclusively for Wabash College in Crawfordsville, Indiana.

"Good thing I had the wacab number on speed dial or I would have been walkin my ass home from Lily Library...again!"