Word verification - gjrslpx(noun)

gjrslpx(n) - the small muscle found beneath the tongue that when contracted causes a large volume of saliva to squirt out of your mouth involuntarily. Tibetan monks and 7th grade boys have worked to gain conscious control of this muscle so that they can squirt passers-by at their whims.

Word Verification - hhrpqsms (noun)

hhrpqsms(n) - specialized squamous cells taken from the digestive tract of a hippopotamus. In early research, proteins extracted from these cells have had promising results in curing cancer, AIDS, herpes, spider veins, procrastination, gout, goiter, anal bleeding, and getting that obnoxious Billy Mays to shut the heck up. It is hoped that these proteins do not cause 9% of the human race to become blood-thirsty, UV light sensitive vampires.

Word Verification - zgswut (expletive)

zgswut(exp) - word uttered by Scary Spice when asked by her agent if she'd be up for a Spice Girls reunion tour.

"Hey Scary, we just signed Posh and Ginger so the reunion tour is on...are you still in?"

"Ziggy zig ZGSWUT?????"