Word Verification - hhrpqsms (noun)

hhrpqsms(n) - specialized squamous cells taken from the digestive tract of a hippopotamus. In early research, proteins extracted from these cells have had promising results in curing cancer, AIDS, herpes, spider veins, procrastination, gout, goiter, anal bleeding, and getting that obnoxious Billy Mays to shut the heck up. It is hoped that these proteins do not cause 9% of the human race to become blood-thirsty, UV light sensitive vampires.