Word Verification- jwcewued (v)...

jwcewued (v) - the action of squeezing a female sheep to the point where lanolin begins to ooze from her pores so that it can be applied to rough or dry skin.

"It's a good thing papa just sheered the ewes, it made it much easier when I jwceweued them. The squeezin's should help soothe Grandma's rash."

Word Verification- bwsnvl (v)...

bwsnvl (v)- Act of sniveling for a cause or bemoaning a state of despair from both the black AND the white perspective. Often ingenuously. Commonly used in American politics.

"Why did you leave the debate early, Chris Matthews?"

"I couldn't stand to hear Obama and Hillary try and out-bwsnvl each other again!"

Word Verification- crpmzff (v)...

crpmzff (v)- Interjection used by over-the-hill rock singers (e.g. Rod Stewart) to announce that they have had an accident in their pants.

"I crpmzff!"

"That's okay, Mr. Stewart, I'll take care of that for you."