Word Verification- qiaesp (n)...

qiaesp (n) - extra sensory perception common to natives of a certain South Pacific island, one of whome found his way onto the Pequod where he became the harpooner on Starbuck's boat and the best friend to Ishmael. Qiaesp is notoriously unreliable, leading the islanders to often hide under their beds while dressing, holding premonitions that people are about to enter the room and catch them in various states of undress.

"The whale is coming, sir."

"How do you know, is it your qiaesp again, ya savage?"

"It is, sir, my brain is afire with the image of the giant fish."

"Whales aren't fish, ya savage."

Word Verification- botfz (n)...

botfz (n)- Metal-eating fungus created by the last surviving humans circa 2145 in a last ditch effort to resist the robotic masters spawned by EPIC (evolving personal information construct). The robots continued to suffer from the botfz even after resourcing the final human slaves into raw materials.

"10110001010010111010 botfz 1010001010.

1000001011101001001010101110101!"

Word verification- wvend (n)...

wvend (n) - an ideal example of word verification, one which brings all truth and light and salvation to the entire word verification canon, an example of word verification so pure and absolute that all other word verifications are but a shadow to this word verification

"Repeat after me, my children...

It is the alpha and the omega.

It is the alpha and the omega.

The beginning and the wvend.

The beginning and the wvend.

All praise be to Achilles3.

And also with you...

Word Verification- hnhdjh (n)...

hnhdjh (n) - contortionist from the Indian subcontinent, typically - though not exclusively - of the Hindu religion.

"I opened the suitcase up, and the hnhdjh popped right out. I didn't have any clue that anybody would be able to fit in there much less stay in there for seventeen straight hours. His meditative skills are as impressive as his flexibility."

Word Verification- henkoc (n)...

henkoc (n)- Slang for an androgynous farm animal, used primarily in northwestern counties of Nebraska and southwestern South Dakota.

"Paw, we need to get us some more bulls for breeding. Turns out that some o' them first boy bulls wuz really girl cows. I guess they wuz henkocs."

Word Verification- wuujgdd (query)...

wuujgdd (query) - Question often asked by new-age Christians trying desperately to justify the actions that they already want to take, hoping that somehow they will be able to know just what God would do so that they can do it themselves.

"Would God eat the last piece of pie?

I need to know right now.

So, tell me!

Wuujgdd?

Word Verification- crpmzff (v)...

crpmzff (v)- Interjection used by over-the-hill rock singers (e.g. Rod Stewart) to announce that they have had an accident in their pants.

"I crpmzff!"

"That's okay, Mr. Stewart, I'll take care of that for you."

Word Verification- urlzoap (n)...

urlzoap (n)- Cleanser program used to scrub websites, primarily for inappropriate language.

"Make sure to wipe it down with the urlzoap before you post that website on the school server."